March 2012
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Effie: Ladies first! *crosses stage* The female tribute is... Gale Hawthorne!
District:
Gale:
Effie:
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Effie: ALL RIGHT WHO PUT THAT IN THERE
Peeta:
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Watchneffyy:
corirnne:
oh my god the kid who just eats a piece of cake
omfg frrwgtregtetg
February 2012
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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy; it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
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Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
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